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VILLA JOKES.

The seven Dwarfs are down a mine when there is a cave in.Snow White runs to the entrance and shouts down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "Villa are going to win the league"
Snow White says "At least Dopey's alive"!!!

A man goes into Birmingham airport and eventually goes into the departure lounge waiting for his flight home to be called.All around him are overturned tables, upturned chairs, samshed windows, flight monitors broken and crowd control barriers lying on the floor.
"Christ what happend here?" he asks one of the ground crew.
"Oh yeah" he replies "Bloody hpoeless......we had the Villa players in here this morning filming the new Nike ad."

John Gregory's was wheeling he shopping trolley across the Aldi car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping.
He stopped and asked "Can you manage dear?"
To which the old lady replied,"No way you got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out!"