Dros! It's Many Forms

Why not try out new dros diet its nutritionally balanced daily allowance system allows you to get greasy aswell as fat! Diet book available for only $9.99!

Here we see dros at it's cheekiest, this little joker is moddeling the new two ton series shower, 'a shower for the festively plumper man'($99.99) as you can see he is also having a little tinker with his shaver its industrial diamond plated blades cut thru his dros nipple hair no worries a treat at only $24.99. psssssst i can smell you dros man...i can smell your c0ck!

Here we see that festive Santa look-a-like dros. He's smiling becos he's just invested in the new 'Dros Cat' ($69.99) This cat is highly trained and can carry out such tasks as; eat eat and eat. Does your cat not live up to your dros weight? by a new dros cat!

Do you not get the backlash you deserve from your farts? Are you suffering from non-smelling, flat sounding farts? Add some umph to your farts! Try new Dros Curry ($19.99)

Swim with the Dolphins with our new package holiday company: 'Dros holidays' available from ($199.99)

Here at the Dros Health spa you can try all sorts of interesting things, for instance 'Dros Accupunture'! now only $15,99! Go on you know u want to!

Awwwwwwww! look at the cute little Dros mouse! he's snoozing happily in the gutter because he drink new 'Dros Beer' ($1.99) BE WARNED THIS BEER CAN MAKE U THINK DROS PEOPLE ARE GOOD LOOKING IF U HAVE TOO MUCH....And we don't want that!

Look at these cheeky little Doslets! There sporting the new summer range from the Dros Clothing Catalogue! Available by mail order only!

MR DROS BALDY of Baloogaville worried about his lack of hair.........

BUT THEN HE FOUND NEW DROS HAIR RESTORER!!($9.99) AND HE WAS FULL OF VITALITY AND HAIRYNESS