DYNAMO STAR FUNNY MOMENTS

                                                                                                                                                  1993 SCOTTISH CUP V TOBYS LARGS         REF ASKS IF OUR GOALKEEPER CAN TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE THE GAME STARTS STORY WAS THAT OUR GOALIE JOHN "TASH" MCLAUGHLAN GOT BOTTLED IN THE PUB THE NIGHT BEFORE THE GAME AND AFTER SPENDING ALL NIGHT IN HOSPITAL HE TURNED UP FOR THE GAME WITH HIS FACE AND CLOTHES ALL COVERED IN BLOOD. (AND A BIT WIFFY)

BUSHE PLAYER OF THE YEAR       CALLUM EDGAR WAS ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS FOR THE STAR IN 1995 AND HE HAD BEEN TOLD THAT HE HAD WALKED THE PLAYER OF THE YEAR AWARD AS THE MANAGER WAS JUST ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNER BUSHE WAS GETTING EXCITED AND THE MANAGER ANNOUNCED THAT THE WINNER WAS JAMES CROSBIE SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF BUSHE THE DISAPPOINTMENT ON HIS FACE WAS A PICTURE ITS SELF THE PICTURE WILL APPEAR ON THE OTHER WEBSITE SOON

NEW BALLS PLEASE     ONE OF THE DOWNSIDES OF BEING AN AMATEUR TEAM IS THAT YOU HAVE TO GO OUT LOOKING FOR SPONSORSHIP TO GET NEW THINGS ONE TIME WE GOT £50 FROM SOMEONE FOR A NEW BALL SO AFTER SHOWING IT TO THE BOYS AT TRAINING IT GOT PLAYED WITH AND YOU'VE GUESSED IT, OVER THE FENCE IT WENT INTO PITCH DARKNESS AFTER AN HOUR LOOKING FOR IT WE CALLED IT A NIGHT, BACK THE NEXT DAY IN DAYLIGHT STILL NO SIGN OF IT £50 FOR 5 MINS A VERY EXPENSIVE KICKABOUT

GHANDI AS MANAGER NEED I SAY MORE

ANDY J'S A SQUIRT      TREL AS ALWAYS DECIDED TO SQUIRT SOMEONE WITH THE WATER BOTTLE THIS TIME ANDY J, ANDY GOT IT RIGHT IN THE GUB SO HE SAID HE WOULD GAIN REVENGE. FOLLOWING WEEK OPPOSITION HAVE A CORNER TREL ORGANISES HIS DEFENCE WHILE ANDY J GOES FOR THE WATER BOTTLE CORNER COMES OVER JUST AS ANDY SQUIRTS THE BOTTLE IN TRELS FACE BUT NOT WATER BUT ORANGE JUICE AND WHILE TREL IS SQUIRMING ON THE GROUND WITH STINGING EYES OUR OPPONENTS SCORE, NICE ONE ANDY

SOME STRIKE ECK     ERIC WHITTINGTON SCORED ON OF THE GOALS OF HIS LIFE A 30 YARDER FROM THE BYE-LINE EVERYONE WAS CELEBRATING BUT SUDDENLY THE REF HAD CHALKED ITOF BECAUSE SOME SMALL BOY HAD RAN ONTO THE PITCH TO RETRIEVE HIS BALL AND THE REF SAID IT HAD PUT THE KEEPER OFF.