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Ali G's Comments
WOTS APPNIN GUYZ? MI WONTS TA NO WY YU IS NOT PLAYIN DIS WEEK , IS IT COZ YU IS ALL BATTY BOYZ AN YU DUZ NOT WONT TU GET DIRTY? OR IS IT COZ YU IS ALL PLAYIN WIV YOR SQWIBS AN PENNI FO DA GUYIN OUTSIDE DEM MELTHAM PUBS. YU IS BETTA NOT BEE GOIN IN DEM PUBS COZ YU LOT IS ONLI LITTAL BOYZ INNIT. MI AN MI MATE DAVE AS DIS SAYIN RIGHT AN ITS ABOWT BOYZ LIKE YOOS. boyz drink bea and tink dems men, but in da monin dem is boyz agen!!!. YU GUYZ KEEP KOOL AN STAY AT DA TOPS OF DAT BLUPA LEEG COS DEN YU WILL WIN A TROFY AN BI TOPS INNIT. ALI LUVS YA. buyakasha.
HI GUYZ ITS ME AGEN INNIT! MI TINKS MI'S GUNNA CUM TU YA GAME TAMORA AN CI YU BATTI BOYZ GETIN YOW ASS KIKT. MI GUNA FECH MI WELLIS COZ MI MATE DAVE IM RECONZ DAT DER'S SUM BIG WULLI SHEEPS DAT MITE WANT TU MEET US FO A PARTY LATA. ME'N DAVE WI WENT TU DAT KWIZ NITE AN WOZ TALKIN TU DAT JOHN GEEZA DAT IS YUZE BOSS AN IM SAYZ YU IS BETTA WOCH OUT COS YU IS GUNNA GET STUFT IF YU IS NOT CAREFUL. ANIWAY MI JULIE IS TAKIN MI TU McDONALDS TUNITE SO I LUVS YA'N LEAVES YA NOW. buyakasha ALI....
WOT IZ UP WI YU GEEZAS? YU IS SLAGGIN EECH OTHA UP ALL DA TIME, DEM GEEZAS WOT PLAY UP YER FRUNT CAN GIT DEM GOALS IF DEM IS PAST DA BALL! BY DEM TWO MIDAL BOYZ ( IM WOT AS IS EYZ SHUT AN IM WOT IS DA LADY BOY, LUV DAT AIR MAN)YUSE IS ALL A BIG TEEM NOW SO UZE SHUD PLAY LIKE A TEEM . DAT BOY WHO WOZ IN DEM GOALS WEN SAFEWAY WOZ AT WORK IM WOZ MONIN WEN DAT LITAL GEEZA GIVD DEM A FREE KICK COS IM WOZ SHUVIN DEM IN DA BAK, IF IM NOT WANTIN DIS APPNIN DEN IM WANTS TA STOP SHUVIN INNIT.DAT JAZZI DAZZI IM GOT A FREE KICK FO DEM UTHA GEEZAS WEN IM WOZ SHOWIN OFF WIV DEM SKILLS COZ DAT LITTAL GEEZA WOZ FED UP WIV IM MESSIN ABAAT ,DAT MARCOS GEEZA IM IS SAYIN YU IS NOT LIKE WOTCHIN BRAZIL DAZZA.ME IS WONTIN TU SEE IM IN SHORTS AN RUNNIN ROWND FO 90 MINITS SEE YA NEXT WEEK GEEZAS .ALI, buyakasha.
BIG RESPEC TA YU GUYZ COS U IS TOPS OF DAT BLUPA LEEG TING INCHA. DEM DOODS WOT GOT LOST CUMIN TU YA WAS A GUD SIDE, IF THEY WAS AT FULL POWA THEY'D AVE KICKED YOR BATI'S BIG STYLE TUDAY. BUT DEM GEEZAS WOZ SAYIN DAT DEM TU NEW BOYZ DAT WAS PLAYIN FO DEM WAS PLAYIN AS IF DEY WOZ ON DE UTHA SIDE ( WOT DU DEY MEAN DAT DEM IS BATTI BOYZ OR WOT ?) ME AN MI MATE DAVE IS CUMIN TA DAT QIUZ DAT U IS AVIN AN WE GONNA KICK SUM BATI COS WE NOSE LOTS ABOUT WOT IS APPNIN ROUND EAR. ALI LUVS YA ALL BUYAKASHA! ps; wen du ya play dat alice fergisons teem?.
WOT U GOT MORE ANIMALS WANTIN TA GET IN YA TEEM FOR, U GOT ENUF O DEM ALREDDI MAN. AN WHERE WOS YA ON SUNDE GUYS COS ME AN ME MATE DAVE WOS LUKIN FO YEZ AN JUST ME N IM WOS STUD IN DAT FEELD LUKIN LIKE TWO PEEDOS, NO WOT I MEENS MAN!OW IS ME SPOSE TO PUT STUFFON ME PAGE SAM MAN MI DUNT NO OW TU WORK DIS TING COS ME MATE DAVE NICKED IT FROM IS PLEECE STASHUN AN MI CAN'T GO N ASK EM CAN MI. ALI LUVS YA.
SAM WOT IS YU GEEZA'S UP TA MAN YU WAS PLAYIN DEM GUYS FROM BARNSLEY N DEM WA CRAP, WHY IS YU NOT THE "KIPPA" NOW, WHY DUZ DAT GEEZA DAT DUNT SPEAK PROPA CALL YU KIPPA IS IT COS YU FLAP LIKE ONE INDAT GOAL OR IS IT COS YU SMELLS LIKE IT? IM A BIT BIG FO A BATTY BALL PLAYER IN HE? SEES YA ALI!!
SAMEWEL GEEZA,I CUMD UP TA YA VILLIJ WI MI JULIE TA SEE YAS PLAYIN WI YAS BALLS MAN, MI WAS STOPPIN AT DAT DURKER RUDES PLACE COS DATS WAT ME IS INNIT. DEM GEEZAS DAT GO DERE INT NO RUDE BOYZ DEM IS OLD GITS!!! ME TUK ME JULIE OUT FOR SUM A DAT LOCAL FOOD COS ME LIKES TO EAT DAT STUFF WEN ME GOES TO ANUFA PLACE LIKE SPAIN 'N' MELTHAM N DAT , SO ME WENT TO DAT FEESH BAR, IM NOT A BATTY BOY MUCH, IM DROP ME CHANGE ON DAT FLOOR N LOOKIN AT ME BOTTY WHEN ME PICKED IT UP MAN! ME TINKS IM IS PUTTIN MORE DAN IS COD IN DAT BATTER MAN!! DEN MI TUK ER TO DAT SAFEWAY PLACE WEN ME GOT IN ITS A SHOP INNIT. ME WAS TINKIN IT A BROFEL MAN DAT DO SEX DA SAFEWAY N DEN DERS NO CRABS .EY YU WANTS TA GO N LUK AT DEM BOYZ WAT IS WORKIN DERE MAN DEM AV DAT FUNNY AIRCUTS LIKE DEM BATTYBOYZ AV, DAT GEEZA WOT IS ON DEM VEG IM WAS SMILIN AT ME JULIE WIV DIS BIG CUCUMBA IN IS AND, ME NEED IM IN IS NUTS N WI DID A RUNNA TO WATCH YU GEEZAS PLAYIN WI DEM BALLS ON DAT BIG TOILET WOT DEM DOGS USE WEN U ISNT PLAYIN ONIT. CATCHYA LATA BIG BOI ALI G BUYAKASHA
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