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Si's Jokes A midget went into a whorehouse. None of the women wanted to serve him, so finally they drew lots and Mitzi went up to the room with him. A minute later, there was a loud scream. The ladies charged upstairs and into the room. Mitzi lay on the floor in a dead faint. Standing next to the bed was the midget, nude, with a three foot cock hanging down. The girls were dumbfounded by the sight. Finally one of them regained her composure to say, "Sire, would you mind if we felt it? We've never seen anything like that before." The midget sighed "Okay but only touching. No sucking. I used to be six foot tall." Jimmy the scouse is broke and he needs a way of making money fast. He decides to go to a business auction where he buys a Throne Mueseum for £1. When Jimmy gets to the museum he sees it needs some refurbishment. The building should have a thatched roof but it is very shoddy. As Jimmy is strapped for cash he decides to replace it with a grass roof instead of thatch. A few days later it rains and the water pours through and ruins all of the thrones in the museum. The moral of the story is " People in Grass houses shouldnt show thrones". |
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