5/3/2002 23:10 GMT |
keith hambleton |
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martin it's been such along time i can't remember my password,i've put my e-mail address at work down which i assume you can pick up, can you pass it around the people who need to know. thanks hambo |
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20/2/2002 08:20 GMT |
Webmaster |
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Long Serving Player, that is a lot better, shouting doesn't get one anywhere. Having just found the site I hope you will find it useful. During the season it does get updated several times a week!!! Not only was it set up to provide a source for information but also a place where members could leave their comments etc etc(read through this guestbook and you'll get the idea). Without input from members the site would just end up full of statistics. Critisicm is always welcome but please keep it constructive. |
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19/2/2002 21:43 GMT |
A long serving player |
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Is this better.I would like to add i have only been in possesion of this computer a week so have only just discovered our wonderful website,i did not mean to cause offense.I think we should ask the treasurer as we pay such high subs if we can have a few professionals play this season,due to the lack of players who can hit anything ( 1st teamers especially).I am one of those who can't. |
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19/2/2002 19:38 GMT |
Webmaster |
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Dear Long Serving Player Isn't it about time you learned some manners and messaging etiquette. The total use of upper case letters is the messaging equivalent of SHOUTING at someone which I consider rather rude especially as some of your comments could be taken personally. You obviously live in some time warp. The cricket season finished last September and very little has been happening since then, hence little movement on this website. Its a great pity your hardware is so ancient as something more up to date may have found this website during the cricket season when it was updated several times a week. |
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19/2/2002 13:13 GMT |
Jonathan Child |
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To long serving player, too few people who care give up a great deal of time trying to sort things out to make the weekends enjoyable for the players. Despite this, due to the support the Captains and Commitee have received over the past 12 months we have played numerous games short and cancelled all Sunday fixtures. I assume from your comments that you are one of the few players who arrive early on match days to assist with getting the ground ready,help with the tea rota and then help to tidy up after the game before going to the pub, so any positive comments you may have will be much appreciated. |
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18/2/2002 01:05 GMT |
A LONG SERVING PLAYER |
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ITS ABOUT TIME THIS WAS UPDATED JUST FOUND IT ON MY ZX81 COMPUTER.THIS CLUB NEEDS TO SORT ITSELF OUT SOONER THAN LATER.PLEASE COULD YOU UPDATE THE COMMITTEE MEETING PAGE,AS I WONT BE IN ATTENDENCE.COULD YOU ALSO MAKE LOVETT 1ST TEAM CAPTAIN AS HE LOVES THE GAME SO MUCH |
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13/9/2001 11:26 GMT |
Tom - Temple Grafton CC |
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Bit of an appeal from Grafton. We have the heady heights of 7 players for our Saturday game away at Upton House. If anyone fancies a game e-mail me asap. Cheers. |
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11/9/2001 20:03 GMT |
Ricky Gunn |
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Good to meet Irene Young, Barbara Humphreys, Mike Beddow and Ian Price up at the Crown today. My first Brew XI for about 25 years. For the youngsters among you, I played for the club from 1962 to 1968 plus odd appearances up to 1977 (last appearance: 0 v Lapworth - but 2 catches). Also Secretary in the mid/late sixties. Sorry about the relegation - it happened to my side too this year. Best wishes to all who might vaguely remember me. Ricky |
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3/9/2001 07:39 GMT |
P****D OFF 1st Teamer |
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Well played saturday lads,nice end to a pathetic season,big thanks to 'SHOP'and Mark Robbins ,also LOVER LOVETT for helping out,and well done 'Hambo'good effort mate. |
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28/8/2001 20:28 GMT |
mr cheese |
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hi claverdon boyz do us a fav and win on saturday that will give us a chance off going up come on the boyz |
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23/8/2001 12:17 GMT |
Jon Child |
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If Sunderland was losing was not bad enough, they have gone anf given us Danny Dichio on loan. Nightmare for the Albion! |
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23/8/2001 09:47 GMT |
Ben Wamsley |
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Fulham 2 Sunderland 0. Sorry Ian!!! It was a good game though, even better with free tickets!! I'm going to around this weekend so Hambo/Jon give me a call if you need an extra player. Otherwise I'll pop up and give the teams a support. See ya Ben. |
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21/8/2001 17:48 GMT |
Heidi Vodka |
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Anna - get in the queue |
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21/8/2001 16:31 GMT |
Anna Kounikova |
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Any of you guys fancy a date with me? |
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20/8/2001 07:08 GMT |
Bill Frindle, BBC test Match Special |
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Will Steve Lovatt score a run in any form of cricket this year?????? |
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15/8/2001 07:30 GMT |
Warwick Hospital Sexual Clinic |
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We thought Paynie had someone else tweaking his groin now |
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14/8/2001 16:55 GMT |
Warwick Hospital |
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The only thing Paynie ever tweaks is his groin. |
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14/8/2001 12:02 GMT |
Fellow Tweaker !! |
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Not happy about comments regarding Paynies top class spin bowling ,the only reason a Paynie style delivery would miss Rugby is because they turn so much !!!!! |
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14/8/2001 09:35 GMT |
The Pakistan Cricket Board |
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Are you hiding Shakil Rhana at your club? We thought he was dead, but reports of an early season game against Rugby shows that an umpire consistantly turned down excellent LBW shouts from the Rugby bowlers, and then gave the Rugby opener to an Arthur Payne ball which Hawkeye shows was probably missing Rugby entirely let alone the stumps! Sounds like Shakil to us! |
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14/8/2001 05:49 GMT |
Blasts From The Past |
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Following EMI's interest in cover versions perhaps they would be interested in the following. Obviously Paynie would have to cover another Beatles classic ''Please Mister Postman''. Tony Andrews could have a go at The Troggs ''Wild Thing'' whilst Benny Boy could attempt Ralph McTell's classic ''Streets of London''. Finally, tongue in cheek , perhaps CJ would like to record one of pops all time greats Simon & Garfunkels ''Bridge Over Troubled Water''. |
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13/8/2001 11:09 GMT |
EMI Records |
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With the current trend of cover versions in the charts. We have been approaching some of your players. Shop has had an offer to do Robbie's Let Me Entertain while JC has been approached to cover The Beatle's classic I am the Walrus. The Parker bros have been linked with Dire Straights Brothers in Arms. Further deals are in the pipeline...updates later in the week. |
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12/8/2001 07:47 GMT |
Hair Raising Sponsorship |
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News just leaked that the manufacturers of REGAINE, the hair restorer, are in secret talks with both Paynie and CJ. Also Grecian 2000 have made approaches to Dave Richardson. |
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10/8/2001 15:26 GMT |
Shane Warne |
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All I have heard this week is the great new English hope called SHOP. I'm am running scared and have considered early retirement rather than compete with this entertainer. Not only does he bowl well he is also has a unique fielding style. |
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10/8/2001 10:27 GMT |
Sponsorship Deals |
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It has emerged that some Claverdon CC players have been involved in talks for new sponsorship deals...Creators of TV channel Red Hot Dutch have been alerted to Payney's recent off the field exploits and his new found stud status. The Oxford Dictionary group have been impressed that Flash has now got 5 words in his vocabulary. Makers of Immodium tablets have been informed of Wormers lack of runs this season and would see this as a perfect advertising coup. |
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9/8/2001 21:48 GMT |
Duncan Fletcher |
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Whilst browsing the web for new talent I came across your site and see u have a new sensational bowling talent called SHOP. After a few phone calls I hear he could be our answer to Shane Warne, not only does he bowl like him but he's also a bit on the porky side. So is there any chance u fellas could do without him next week as we could give him a game against those cocky aussie b*?!@$ds. |
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9/8/2001 13:17 GMT |
Memo from Immigration Office |
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Could be difficult looking for something that never existed in the first place. The only chinaman Matty U knows runs a take away in Hockley Heath. |
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9/8/2001 12:36 GMT |
Memo to Immigration Office |
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Please can you help Matt Underwood find his Chinaman...It was last seen disappearing into a large tree at Ragley Park!! |
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9/8/2001 12:06 GMT |
Charlie Dimmock |
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For Feng Shui to be effective you will need a water feature in the middle of the square. This would go down well with your 1st XI as there have been a lot of ducks around this season. |
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9/8/2001 11:54 GMT |
Natural History Museum |
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The Borneo, have you sent a spate of wild men to our shores? Another wild man under the name Dave Dunnell (Calvinus Clienacus) appeared a few years ago as well! |
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9/8/2001 11:47 GMT |
Immigation Office |
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Memo to the Borneo Prime Minister. We will do everything in our powers to return the Wild Man. Not only would it maintain relations between our nations but would also drastically reduce the population increase that Redditch is encountering at present. |
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9/8/2001 10:50 GMT |
Mr Feng Shui |
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Having watched the 1st XI this season I can only think the bad form is down to pure vibes around the ground. May I suggest moving the Pavillion to the other side of the oak tree and rotating the square by 90 degrees east. Perhaps moving the entrance gate to the main road rather than Langley road would also see an improvement in results. |
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9/8/2001 08:12 GMT |
Borneo's Prime Minister |
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We are currently searching for the Wild Man of Borneo so he can do his National Service. We believe he is seeking refugee status at your club. He is currently using the alias Tony Andrews. He is extremely dangerous, especially when holding a red leather grenade, and should not be approached. To help relations between our nations his safe return would be welcome. |
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9/8/2001 07:53 GMT |
Japanese Tourist |
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Norwegian Fishing Minister - you know we nips are better whalers than you. Not only do we catch them we take lots of foto. |
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9/8/2001 07:23 GMT |
Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food |
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Please note that JC is an endangered species and as such is protected under international law. Every effort should be taken to protect this highly intelligent, very beautiful creature without which the worlds beer mountain would be out of control! |
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8/8/2001 21:38 GMT |
Steve Waugh |
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G'day sports. Any chance of JC giving a hand whilst i'm laid up with this injury. I'm not sure Adam will be up to the job of skippering against you poms. Shouldn't be any probs qualifying as an aussie as it looks from his pic that has a joey in his pouch. |
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8/8/2001 19:02 GMT |
Norwegian Fishing Minister |
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Hey u guys remember we're all european now. So stuff the nips and let our whaling fleet have a go at hunting down that big load of blubber called JC. |
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8/8/2001 17:37 GMT |
captain ahab |
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where can i find this jc sounds much better than moby dick!!!!!! |
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8/8/2001 17:37 GMT |
captain ahab |
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where can i find this jc sounds much better than moby dick!!!!!! |
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8/8/2001 13:28 GMT |
JC |
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Yam are not joking, me backside is still full of harpoons from the last time I swam in the sea of Japan. I look like a f@%^cking porcupine! |
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8/8/2001 11:35 GMT |
Japanese Tourist |
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Me from Japan. Me want foto of this JC. Me want lots of foto. Banzai! |
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7/8/2001 16:31 GMT |
GRAEME MURRIE |
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THIS IS MINTY'S BROTHER, U COULD OF GOT A PHOTO OF HIM SMILING BUT THEY R VERY HARD TO FIND. JC NEEDS TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT OR HE MAY FIND A JAP WHALING SHIP CLOSE BY NEXT TIME HE'S IN THE SEA!! |
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31/7/2001 06:39 GMT |
Webmaster |
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Next part of the site to have a go at is Profiles. Chessh & Bugsy were going to do these but as usual have failed to deliver. So if any of you out there can come up with some players profiles (the more sarcastic the better) then e mail them to me. |
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30/7/2001 17:24 GMT |
flip flop |
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nice to see u all thanks for a good game sunday fix next year the poll waz a bit out boys try harder c u |
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29/7/2001 09:43 GMT |
Webmaster |
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Tony, wots this I hear. I've got to buy Capt. Mainwairing a pint for getting the most runs against Flip Flops ragamuffins. Gutted. |
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29/7/2001 08:08 GMT |
The Judge |
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KP, the B-B-Q was a great success. We may not be the best at cricket but are top of the league when it comes to food and booze. |
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26/7/2001 22:21 GMT |
Temple Grafton CC |
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Top site keep up the good work, cheers for the link to ours (it was the Claverdon CC site that gave me the idea anyway!) look forward to seeing you later in the summer. |
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26/7/2001 17:32 GMT |
MR CHEESE |
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U GIVE ME THE PAINT TONY AND I WILL LET U GET ME OUT |
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26/7/2001 11:56 GMT |
Webmaster |
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Well done Tony on being visitor number 1000. I'm sure Hambo will be pleased to get a free pint and no doubt Paynie will be going for the batting pint. |
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26/7/2001 11:10 GMT |
Tony Andrews |
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Free pints claimed. Skipper can have one,plus the best batting score against Alcester on Saturday. Whoever gets Flip Flop out gets the third pint |
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23/7/2001 22:09 GMT |
mark fawthrop |
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come on then the clav boys c u on saturday |
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23/7/2001 18:24 GMT |
The Webmaster |
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Congrats to Hambos Barmy Nine Man Army on picking up their first league win of the campaign. |
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10/7/2001 17:51 GMT |
Ben Wamsley |
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A big hello to you all from the big smoke. I see that my departure hasn't stopped the batting collapses and the losing streak. Never mind! Losers are boozers! See you all later in the summer. Ben. |
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4/7/2001 12:42 GMT |
Andy "shop" Bostock |
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Well an emotional weekend as i finally got the call up to the 1sts and what a game i had, i fine display of entaining fielding by myself, and an inspirational display of batting as my fine partnership with Arther Pagne helped him to reach a glorious centry. Ild like to thank Hambo for his masterful technical coaching, without whom i would never have coped with the enormous pressures placed upon my shoulders. |
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31/5/2001 18:10 GMT |
M Fawthrop |
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hi martin top web site.shame the first chould not get a team on saturday i was looking forward to getting some runs.cu next time mark. |
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31/5/2001 12:28 GMT |
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visit the best womens football team this side of huddersfield at intheteam.com/kirkleesladies and leave a message in our guest book. nice site and good luck for next season |
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31/5/2001 11:10 GMT |
Rich James |
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Hello, I happened across this site yesterday, and thought I'd have a look seeing as I'll be in Clav to cheer the Bards on on Saturday. It's good to see that you'll be putting 11 out this week...it's never good to see teams having to forfeit games. Anyway, best of luck for the season, and Martyn - tell Ben that as I'm injured, he'll have to wait for a few weeks until I can bowl him out again. cheers Rich James Bards CC |
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28/5/2001 18:25 GMT |
Webmaster |
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500th Visitor - to claim your free pint, print off the Homepage showing Visitors 499 (that means you are the 500th), leave a message in the Guestbook and see me in The Crown. If you don't already know the number of visitors can be found at the bottom of the right hand column on the Homepage. |
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27/5/2001 17:13 GMT |
Webmaster |
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Keith, I agree with you 110%. |
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26/5/2001 10:40 GMT |
keith hambleton |
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what a shambles,i feel what's happenned this weekend is a disgrace to the club. it cannot be allowed to happen again, otherwise i for one will be off. |
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24/5/2001 19:33 GMT |
Webmaster |
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Site seems to becoming popular with 400 visitors since setting up in early April. This week alone there have been 70 hits since Sunday. Feel free to leave any comments, suggestions or messages. Its your site so lets make the most of it. Watch out for news of a small prize for our 500th visitor. |
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18/5/2001 14:10 GMT |
The Police Vice Squad |
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There is a lot of "Child" abuse on this website, we are watching you. You have been warned |
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15/5/2001 20:57 GMT |
Webmaster |
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Hope they do Judge but I have my doubts.For the message to get over more members will have to request login ids & passwords. |
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15/5/2001 12:39 GMT |
The Judge |
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Jon, some good points raised by you and Martyn in Club Forum. Let's hope our players take note. |
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14/5/2001 13:56 GMT |
Jon |
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Specs R us, stop hiding behind aliases and make yourself known, Why do I suspect you are also the judge? |
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13/5/2001 21:33 GMT |
Specs R Us |
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Jon, just to let you know we have some good deals at present on contact lenses so there can be no more excuses for not being able to see the ball. Tip for the day - try using soap instead of teflon when you wash your hands. |
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13/5/2001 18:48 GMT |
The Judge |
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Hey CJ what happened to all that pre season talk about accepting umpires decisions. |
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8/5/2001 13:09 GMT |
The Nest |
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All the best this season from all at Syresham CC. |
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2/5/2001 12:13 GMT |
Sam 'fast n' nasty/spin king' Taylor |
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Good luck for the season fellas See you soon Site looks good Mart |
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18/4/2001 18:08 GMT |
Arthur Payne |
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Looking very good ,well done |
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18/4/2001 07:27 GMT |
keith hambleton |
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very impressed with the website. well done to all concerned. let the season begin. |
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