11/3/2002 18:58 GMT |
re:fryup |
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fryup ate my dog!!! |
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11/3/2002 08:47 GMT |
Sven Gordon |
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Well done to the 3rd team for reaching the semi's, pity the 1st & 2nd teams haven't your will to win and such a good coach! |
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8/3/2002 18:31 GMT |
Fryup |
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Yeah ! Right on sub! |
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8/3/2002 18:22 GMT |
Franco No-Boots |
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What do you mean a 'few weeks ago', Miles? I was scoring last time you played....and that was bloomin ages ago...SOB! |
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8/3/2002 17:53 GMT |
Miles |
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congratulations on thirds winning promotion. sorry i bailed few weeks ago but i have had to work and getting a-levels and uni sorted so its stressful time. not like i just up and left coz enjoyed playing for you. congrats anyway. |
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8/3/2002 15:31 GMT |
Russ..... |
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Good luck on Saturday lads... |
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8/3/2002 10:49 GMT |
Literary Critic. |
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Can't blame Cally for taking so long over the report, its like asking William Shakespeare to write an episode of Grange Hill! |
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7/3/2002 17:26 GMT |
Hard working secretary |
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Sorry for the delay updating last weeks 1st & 2nd teams selections and stats but all done. Still no 3rd team report from that scouse lover. |
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7/3/2002 16:58 GMT |
3rd Team |
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Cally? Frame himself? He can't even write the 3rd team report within a week!! |
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5/3/2002 15:17 GMT |
Statto |
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Selections and statistics required for 1st & 2nd team games for last saturday,is there only Cally who frames himself on this site? |
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5/3/2002 13:39 GMT |
Ashey Appreciation Society |
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How could KEV possibly come close to winning this weeks TOILET award before George Best's son, at least he turned up!!!! |
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4/3/2002 16:50 GMT |
Billy C. |
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I would like to apologies to my team mates for missing the game on saturday. I know its no excuse but you don't know what its like having to follow in my dads footsteps. Its OK for you with ordinary Dads, but being the son of a supping, footballing, laugh-a-minute,one time Babe-Magnet legend can be hard and sometimes it gets to me and I drink beyond my limit.I'll be training thursday and I hope the coaching staff can be sympathetic. |
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1/3/2002 18:52 GMT |
James |
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Unable 2 play tomorrow cally. Injured. Should be back training on thursday though. James |
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28/2/2002 14:58 GMT |
Tony Blair. |
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I can't believe Dave Franklin keeps missing out on Toilet of the Week, are you guys letting him off because he's senile? |
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28/2/2002 12:54 GMT |
Re: Adam |
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Same as always, 7p.m.till 8-30. |
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28/2/2002 11:45 GMT |
Adam |
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What time is training starting now adays? |
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28/2/2002 10:53 GMT |
wow |
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how did you know |
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27/2/2002 08:47 GMT |
Cally |
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Can someone confirm that Stag drew with Berry Brow, it wasn't in the Examiner last night! |
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26/2/2002 18:48 GMT |
Lou Macari |
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Thanx to all those that were going to support the lads tonite, but it has been called off so we're all going out on the lash instead! |
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26/2/2002 16:37 GMT |
Fryup |
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Doh!! |
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26/2/2002 16:32 GMT |
Jim Smith |
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I see another bald eagle is hiting the headlines in the football world. Well done Cally and the Heywood alstars and keep using that greasion 2000 stuff |
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26/2/2002 14:20 GMT |
Cally |
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Anyone watching the Terriers tonight meet in the Flyboat at 7.00. |
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26/2/2002 13:15 GMT |
Re-Fryup |
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Can't you recognise Feets work? |
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26/2/2002 11:54 GMT |
Fryup Re: well done |
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I take it you're still in it then(Berry Brow player maybe?)!!!! |
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26/2/2002 11:05 GMT |
well done |
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well done 3rd team,you got promoted from the worst league in the huddersfield area,well done |
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26/2/2002 08:28 GMT |
Re- Graham Taylor. |
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I think you,re being a bit harsh on Bomber,his head is not mis-shapen, its just Ginger! |
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26/2/2002 08:28 GMT |
POPEYE |
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Great season for us gaining promotion, but without my wealth of football experience we might not have made it, as I think the gaffer was beginning to loose the plot mid season. |
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25/2/2002 20:17 GMT |
3RD TEAM |
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GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP,GOING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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25/2/2002 18:31 GMT |
Graham Taylor |
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Do i not like Cally's success this season. It just puts extra pressure on me and other football managers with mis-shapen heads. |
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25/2/2002 15:56 GMT |
Andy Gray |
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J is never seen a footballer |
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25/2/2002 15:37 GMT |
Lou Macari |
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Ref Sir Alex, doesn't always work, look at Bruce and Robson, Coppell, Bobby Charlton etc, the list is endless. Then you have winners like Dalgleish, Souness,Toshack, Keegan, Callaghan, ad infinitum! |
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25/2/2002 15:17 GMT |
Sir Alex |
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Many congrats to the 3rd team on gaining promotion. But one has to ask that if a man utd supporter had run the side would they have won the league? I think so!!! Sack the scouser!!!! |
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25/2/2002 10:58 GMT |
Sven Gordan Erickson |
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Well done to the 3rd team coach on getting them promoted, how you did it with that pile of sh*te is beyond me! |
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22/2/2002 22:24 GMT |
brackenhaller |
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feets had it nxt time we meet |
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22/2/2002 21:48 GMT |
TIM |
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Hope mandy enjoys the honeymoon in skegness .I spent last weekend there and had the time of my life |
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22/2/2002 13:19 GMT |
Fryup |
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It wasn't the Rat, Strud, it was the Stag. And a jolly good nite was had by all, thank you very much! |
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22/2/2002 12:37 GMT |
Strud |
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Further to this Fryup, whats this I hear about you flashing a wad of cash in the Rat & Ratchet last night, trying to attract some honey!I hope that wasn't my Tenerife money! |
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22/2/2002 12:24 GMT |
Strud |
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As a dedicated Heywoods committee member I would obviously like to donate my massive trio winnings back into club funds, however when Jeffs made his deductions and Caz has taken her taxi fare into town out of it there will probably be napper all left. If theres any spare I will spend it all on getting a full round for all those fortunate enough to be wallowing in mud at Cumberworth on Saturday. |
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22/2/2002 11:05 GMT |
Fryup |
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If Struddy wer a decent chap he'd donate his trio winnings back! |
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20/2/2002 15:48 GMT |
Top scorer |
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Sorry, 4 metres! Cally. |
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20/2/2002 14:30 GMT |
top scorer |
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I DID NOT MISS FROM 4yards YOU WANNKAS |
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19/2/2002 13:12 GMT |
Neil |
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Whats paucity mean cally? sorry to hear such a poor turn out for Jimmy but he didnt tell anyone about it, i only found out through a friend of a friend. |
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17/2/2002 17:17 GMT |
Fryup |
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Well its definitely NOT Dave Woodhouse!! |
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17/2/2002 16:01 GMT |
Fran |
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What goes hard after 3 strokes? Princess Margaret |
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15/2/2002 21:09 GMT |
Franny |
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Trust me lads, for a long lasting and fulfilling realtionship its best if you come training on a Thursday aswell as play on a saturday. You'll stay fit and toned for her and plus you don't have to speak to her for a couple of hours!!! |
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15/2/2002 09:13 GMT |
Cally. |
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I didn't know the Heywoods lads were so romantic or that so many had Chicks! Only 12 at training last night, Its a deesgrace! |
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14/2/2002 16:40 GMT |
Frannyroooo |
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I think I should get my name trademarked and make a bit of money out this site seeing as how it's pretty much a tribute to yours truly! |
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14/2/2002 16:17 GMT |
????????? |
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You look like an overweight bald warus! |
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14/2/2002 09:05 GMT |
Neil |
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Well you look like an Eastern European female shot putter! Cally. |
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14/2/2002 08:43 GMT |
Adam |
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Hi, im unavailable Saturday. Ive got to come into work to meet a deadline. |
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13/2/2002 18:52 GMT |
Neil G |
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Cally, Jimmy Folan is having a 50th birthday do at St Pats on Friday 15th Feb, just letting you know. ps should be fit by next season, gonna borrow that eastern european subs kit from soccer am, as i doubt ill get a start!!!! |
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13/2/2002 10:13 GMT |
Cally |
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Good 'Do' at Tommys 50th last saturday, shame they always close the bar at 12 at the YM, had to carry on at the Mellors with the Rip Van Beaumonts! |
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11/2/2002 18:21 GMT |
Fran 'the ex-goal machine' |
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Looks as tho' Town will be in the Premiership any time soon!!! Guess that I can start going down to the Mac to see some decent football and leave all you toss-pots behind....... |
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10/2/2002 19:48 GMT |
Franny Warne |
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matthewroberts@dorna.es |
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8/2/2002 13:36 GMT |
Franny |
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Knowing you 'players' as I do, gender wasn't mentioned, its a ban on all sexual activities and that incldes your best friend Handy, right and left! Cally. |
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8/2/2002 12:43 GMT |
Fran |
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Cally, I for one will definitely not be having sex with a female after 7 the night before a big game. As for males............ |
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8/2/2002 09:18 GMT |
Matty Roberts. |
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Can you send me youe e-mail address, I've mislaid it. Cally. |
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7/2/2002 12:19 GMT |
mad dog |
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show me the money, show me the money |
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6/2/2002 16:10 GMT |
Fryup |
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How come you've only passed half of the saving on you Titus! A concerned citizen. |
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6/2/2002 08:22 GMT |
Mug Madigan |
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Just to let you know, this bookie only pays out on 90 mins score, extra time doesn't count! Calbrokes. |
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5/2/2002 14:14 GMT |
Fryup |
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Can be arranged! |
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5/2/2002 12:31 GMT |
Adam |
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Sounds like suicide pills! |
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5/2/2002 10:18 GMT |
Fryup |
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Its not as if you didn't know it was coming Ronnie Rosenthal. Wot kind of pills do you want? |
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4/2/2002 19:34 GMT |
Franny Warne |
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F*ckin b**tards....I lose my flat, missus and cat and all you lot give me is this bloody toilet seat. Thanx for nowt.... pass the pills!!!! |
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4/2/2002 12:51 GMT |
Adam |
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Hi, im back for selection Saturday, fine paid to Johnny Mo, so pick me please |
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4/2/2002 10:13 GMT |
Fryup |
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Aaaagh, Jack Daniels strikes again! Cally. |
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3/2/2002 19:16 GMT |
danny |
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Damo all the best and get back to fitness soon. But get my Town hat back quicker. |
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3/2/2002 15:19 GMT |
Fryup |
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Cally you animal! Its a good job John Cleese was there to stop you! |
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1/2/2002 15:29 GMT |
Neil |
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The only dinosaur i know is Dave Franklin. PS good news coach cally i will be available for selection in 2003, you need a prolific striker still?? sorry daft question you got Franny Warne up front, you must do. Good luck tomorrow. |
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1/2/2002 14:41 GMT |
Fryup |
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Int an obstroperous a dinosaur? |
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1/2/2002 14:06 GMT |
Fryup |
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The girls told me not to invite you cos you get all touchy feely and the lads because you get obstroperous and touchy feely when you've had two halfs. Cally. |
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1/2/2002 10:53 GMT |
Fryup |
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Thanx 4 the invite Cal, much appreciated! |
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1/2/2002 09:02 GMT |
Su |
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Bitch!! Was an excellent party thou cheers Callys |
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31/1/2002 21:21 GMT |
SUE P |
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Excellent party.I want a den like yours.sorry for leaving so early and leaving the riff raff behind(su mellor).Thanks peggy & caliban |
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31/1/2002 16:27 GMT |
Dave Franklin |
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I wish all my family and boyfriends would stop voting for me, Cool Hand Cally is by far the best All-Fours player in the club. |
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29/1/2002 09:08 GMT |
Damo |
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Puff, when I was a lad I dislocated my shoulder in the first half, ran up to the hospital, they put it back in, ran back to LRPF and scored the winner in the 2nd half! Dave Franklin. |
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28/1/2002 18:44 GMT |
damo |
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4 weeks in a sling and 6 to 12 weeks recovery, so no more footy this season for me. Thanks to everybody who helped carry me to the ambulance. I tried to sneak a bottle of that gas out but the paramedic was having none of it! |
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24/1/2002 09:59 GMT |
Tony Scally |
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See you've been up to your old tricks again, front page of the Examiner, caravans going missing. Cally. |
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