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MARTIN 'ZOMBIE' ALWAY
Age: 23
6FT 2"
CENTRE BACK
PINCHED FROM THE GRASP OF WEYMOUTH SPORTS IN CLOSE SEASON. PLAYER OF THE MONTH IN SEPTEMBER.
REKNOWNED FOR POTENT COCKTAILS ON NIGHTS OUT, OFTEN SEEN LYING IN A GUTTER HALF AN HOUR BEFORE MEETING TIME ON MATCH DAY.
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GRAHAM 'BILLY' BILES
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ANDY 'BISH' BISHOP
Age: 33
Role: Secretary
6FT 1"
WINGER/WING BACK
PULLED OUT OF RETIREMENT, EX PORTLAND UTD PLAYER.
RUNS LIKE A WHIPPET, PLAYS LIKE A MUPPETT (SOMETIMES)!
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DAVE 'the cat' BLACKMAN
5FT 11"
GOALKEEPER
EX PORTLAND KEEPER
FAST MAKING A NAME FOR HIMSELF AS ONE OF THE COUNTIES TOP STOPPERS.
WOULD HAVE PLAYED HIGHER BUT FOR HIS LACK OF INCHES.
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GARY 'VELCRO' BUTTLER
Age: 23
6FT 3"
GOALKEEPER
SIGNED FROM WEYMOUTH RESERVES ON A FREE TRANSFER
NORTHERN MONKEY. PLAYER OF THE MONTH IN DECEMBER.
NOW DEPARTED BACK UP NORTH TO BE WITH HIS LOVED ONES
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