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Alex 'Respect' Bickley
Role: Defender
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James 'Rudi' Britton
Role: Midfielder
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Ben 'The Prince' Brooke-Taylor
Role: Veteran
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Dave 'Goldenballs' Fuke
Role: Midfielder
Born in a barn in Napoleonic France GOLDENBALLS’ life has been no stranger to struggle. His mother –a dancer with the Moscow ballet- was forced to abandon him in the woods during a fierce battle outside Paris. GOLDENBALLS wandered -a child of the forest surviving by drinking from woodland streams and learning to hunt by copying the woodland creatures. Arriving in Paris in the late winter GOLDENBALLS found his way to the Montmarte it is here that the story runs cold. Rumours from this time are rife: it is said GOLDENBALLS sang in the Paris Opera, joined the merchant navy, opened the spice trails, discovered the new world and killed an man in a knife fight outside a bordello. GOLDENBALLS has reappeared a number of times over the last few decades. Most recently it is thought he may be quietly playing in the midfield of Brighton-based ABCDE FC.
Souces: GOLDENBALLS: The man the legend (Polity Press). & The Life and Times of G.Balls, (Penguin Classics)
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Jason 'Sicknote' George
Role: Defender
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