Welshy in shock England callup

Simon 'welshy' Palmer has unbeknown to the cricketing world been called up to the England squad in New Zealand he got the nod from Duncan Fletcher on his mobile @ 4am on Monday morning whilst having a 'lateee', he immediately dropped everything and flew out yesterday and returns on April 6th 2002, no doubt having shown them boys how to drink their orange juices between matches (cough cough).

But will he be able to get his place in the Castle squad after missing nets for a month with a pretty lame excuse lets face it, DRINK CRICKET SUNSHINE, how feeble can you get, eh Geoffrey.