Georges favourite chat up lines

• Put your crash helmet on love. Your going through the headboard tonight!! 

• How do u like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?

• The word of the day is legs, lets go back to mine and spread the word.

• Are you wearing any knickers? yes? well my watch must be an hour slow.

• Fancy a quicky in the bogs?

• Bend over and i'll show you the meaning of life.

• Nice dress, it'll look better on my bedroom floor.

• Heres 10p love, phone your mum you aint going home tonight.

• Fancy a drink? well go and buy yourelf one while i talk to your friend.

• Nice shoes. Fancy a fcuk??

• Have you farted?

• I've lost my phone number, can i have yours?

• You dont sweat much for a fat bird do you?

• I had a dream about you last night. You owe me new sheets!

• How much?!?!

• Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?