| 16/3/2002 23:03 GMT |
SJ |
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| I have been burgled by a lower-class half-cast dwarf. I am not amused..... If only he hadn't had a big knife.... |
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| 15/3/2002 19:39 GMT |
Skip |
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| Oh dear, turn away for 2 days . . . Anyway, saw Tugger in Subtone last night . . . still up for it! No real message apart from that! Ta ta |
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| 14/3/2002 18:03 GMT |
Gargantuan Girth Gatting |
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| Owzat? |
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| 14/3/2002 13:13 GMT |
The SS |
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| We will make a deal bono, if I use that name you must use either "The Bristol Blimp" or "Gat the Fat" |
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| 14/3/2002 12:47 GMT |
SJ |
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| You've said that already Stavros. By the way, any message you leave under the name "The SS" from now on will be DELETED! Any post you wish to make must come from "Stavros the Inadequate Immigrant". |
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| 14/3/2002 12:35 GMT |
The SS |
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| Well I am back the afternoon of the 22nd so any meeting/net seession on or after that date for two weeks is fine. |
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| 13/3/2002 15:37 GMT |
Skip |
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| Re Nets: Awaiting a call from Swift . . . but yes, Danny will soon have Geoffs number . . . know what I mean?! |
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| 13/3/2002 10:18 GMT |
V.C |
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| Tell a lie its in mighty ducks! |
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| 13/3/2002 10:09 GMT |
V.C |
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| True that!The proper battle of the caps page is in random things! |
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| 12/3/2002 21:12 GMT |
SJ |
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| Tug, how have you just managed to vote for yourself 8 TIMES at once? Switching to 8 different PC's just to do that seems a little drastic...... Some would even say troubled. Pob Omegaheatman, will you please set a definite date. And could someone get the "Team Manager" to organise some nets? |
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| 12/3/2002 18:52 GMT |
Boat on the River |
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| What does Team Manager have to do? It sounds like someone made it up to appease Danny! I'm happy to make the 22nd or any date for the Court, but please can someone make a decision and let everyone know! Perhaps that's what Team Manager is supposed to do! |
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| 12/3/2002 00:07 GMT |
SJ |
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| Oi! Beal! Update the battle for the caps page! It's not about that ugly gorilla boy being ahead of me in the table! Let me know when we are DEFINITELY going to have a meeting and/or nets and I will arrange my "busy" schedule around it. Nets sounds like a VERY good idea though - I've forgotten what a bat looks like (any "funny" comments about me not knowing what one looked like in the 1st place will not be appreciated) |
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| 11/3/2002 20:14 GMT |
V.C |
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| Good effort wheato! but who is the hiddeous pig in the news? Is that what you do all day now? I think if we make nets for the 22nd of March and have a meeting there afterwards! Any1 else think thats good? FLuck knows who half of those teams are but i bet they know who we are! |
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| 11/3/2002 18:30 GMT |
Skip |
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| HAVE A LOOK ON THE "NEWS" PAGE PLEASE GENTS . . . |
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| 11/3/2002 18:08 GMT |
Skip |
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| General opinion is I stay as Skip, as it stands available most of the time as I see it, but as you say, you mayn't be available all the time either. Gonna be a testing season, and having spoken to Tugs earlier, the opinion from his mouth is: "Come on Wheato, I am definatley up for it". |
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| 11/3/2002 17:41 GMT |
SJ |
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| I believe drug tests are an infringement of civil liberties and I will, therefore, not be taking part. Stavros, Stavros, Stavros...... what will we do with you? Manwhore is a beast - and he will feel my fiery vengeance at paintball. That front door was expensive! Rob, true, we must have a meeting - although whether Tug will turn up is a very important question. Something might come up and he might HAVE to go out on the p1ss with his gay lovers in Exeter rather than coming to his mate's party or even going home to see all his other mates using the excuse "I have no money"....... we shall wait and see! Wheato, what is going on? Are you going to be skip or not? We need a solid decision. Danny as manager is a good idea, but are you going to be around all the time? If not, we probably do need a permanent captain. I've said I'll do it if that's what people want, but you have to make a final decision first. If not, we vote on it at the meeting. As for the Lib-Dems - they have recently been consulting me on policy decision making. Look forward to the "Legalise Brothels" campaign coming very soon! ;) |
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| 11/3/2002 12:05 GMT |
IMPORTANT |
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| WE MUST HAVE A MEETING SOON, AND I MEAN A SERIOUS MEETING ABOUT THIS SEASON ELSE WE ARE FOLDING. HOW MANY PLAYERS HAVE WE GOT? WHATS THE AVAILABILITY THROUGHOUT THE SEASON? WE CANT KEEP SITTING BACK, THINGS MUST HAPPEN NOW, COS IT WONT MAGIC ITSELF OUT OF THIN AIR. WE NEED PLAYERS AT THIS MEETING, SAM NEEDS TO TELL TUG, SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL BUGGINS ETC ETC, I CANT DO IT ALL ANYMORE, AND WE HAVE LESS THAN 2 MONTHS. CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SOME FEEDBACK, AND GET SOMETHING SORTED FOR NEXT WEEK, OR THE WEEK AFTER AT THE LATEST. IT IS YOUR CLUB, WE HAVE TO MAKE IT WORK, IF YOU DONT WANT IT TO, IT WILL, WITHOUT A DOUBT HAVE JUST BEEN YOUR LAST SEASON AT THE COURT. DANNY IS YOUR NEW TEAM MANAGER, NOW LETS HAVE SOME IDEA'S AND COMMUNICATION PLEASE! |
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| 11/3/2002 11:00 GMT |
Skip |
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| As it says . . . Lib Dems are backing the legalisation of cannabis! YOU WILL ALL BE DRUG TESTED BEFORE THE SEASON STARTS!!!! |
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| 11/3/2002 10:21 GMT |
V.C |
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| What the bloody hell is this!! |
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| 10/3/2002 14:51 GMT |
Skip |
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| Thats the other reason we have gone yellow! |
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| 10/3/2002 14:51 GMT |
Skip |
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| Appears the Lib Dems are the first party to officially back canabis use! Righto then, round to Jonesy's for a spliff on the front garden then, I am sure Nigel will come join in!!! ;0) lol |
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| 10/3/2002 12:49 GMT |
The SS |
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| Sorry SJ, but Manwhore had his own agenda this weekend, which included slamming a glass door on my hand which required stitches. Wilson and glass door related injuries,sounds like deja vu, eh Jonsey? Sorry not bugding on the nickname, not with its related famous history and all |
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| 8/3/2002 18:41 GMT |
V.C |
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| Good effort Jones where are you gonna be at..if you want us there you would have to tell us!! If your gonna be in Bristol then thats a no go! As for the new season I believe JRR Squires said it best one bat to rule them all, one bat to find them, one pint of stowfords to bring them all and at arle court bind them!! |
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| 8/3/2002 14:18 GMT |
Skip |
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| Jones: get on forum |
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| 8/3/2002 14:14 GMT |
Skip |
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| Matter of priority mate; and if your Mum cant wait while you speak to your captain, well its a poor show! ;0) |
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| 8/3/2002 14:03 GMT |
SJ |
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| Rob, if I have the choice between speaking to you or getting my balls sucked, what do you think I am going to do? Honestly? |
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| 8/3/2002 12:02 GMT |
Skip |
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| Thou kiddest no one Jones. Oh, and when I ring you in the evening, you answer your phone, you DONT text me 3 hours later appologising because you were under the sheets with some crocker horror pig from St Pauls in Bristol . . . Ok?! |
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| 8/3/2002 11:36 GMT |
SJ |
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| OI!!! I made some real sensible comments! |
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| 8/3/2002 09:16 GMT |
Skip |
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| Circumstances are changing Jones, still dont know my full availability, but looking at the sensible (Not) comments and interest shown, may be best I stay skipper, even if I am not playing!!! LOL |
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| 7/3/2002 23:14 GMT |
SJ |
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| Rob...... you are a troubled individual. "I don't want to be captain anymore" "Ooops, yes I do" "I'm practically creaming myself at the thought of a new season" SORT IT OUT! I too can smell something, although I don't think it's cut grass. It's more like Monkey's @rse after a plateful of Liz's egg sarnies!!! Shirt and tie nonsense is necessary, as is Stowfords, as is Tugger stopping voting for himself on the homepage!!! Boateng will not stick Townsend. We care not for your homosexual bum-chum names from Ex. You will always be Tugger, Wiener Boy, Half-Pint, The Human Clamp, Mr Biggy, and The One With The Anal Beard all rolled into one! And if you're not at my party this Sat you're dropped. In fact, that goes for the lot of you! Stavros, motivate Manwhore and the freqenter of brothels to come and get messy. Collett demands he has some Cheltenham company. Also Stavros, my flatmate Shay Sigafoos has already copyrighted the name SS, as has a well-known DJ, so you're just gonna have to stick with "The Inadequate Immigrant". Good darts all round! |
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| 7/3/2002 19:45 GMT |
V.C |
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| As i have been reinstated then the name is back! I thibk it sounds good lads! Either that or polo shirts! But need to get the word round about the best team in div3! And shouldnt boateng be poontang? cos you turn me on with your big babalons! me Dee i love her from me head down to where i.....me knee! |
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| 7/3/2002 17:41 GMT |
Boateng |
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| I'm in favour of shirt and tie, and greater team bonding. There are NO excuses for not going for a Stowfords after the game and perhaps even a visit to the Prom Club to pick Kev Keegan up. |
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| 7/3/2002 14:47 GMT |
Skip |
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| I can smell it . . . the cut grass, the sound of leather on willow, the banter in the field, the long afternoons, the egg sarnies, tuna & onion, the cuppa tea, the scent of victory, the abuse from slip: "You nicked that you cheating bast@rd" the short catch from Tugger, the dropped catch from Wheato, the wide ball from Buggins, the premadonna SS walking in, a big grin from Mash, Buggins again in the action kicking the grass after his 7th wide of the over, Midwinter smoking the grass, Jones getting a bail in the eye, there goes Wheato U>T>B>A>L nipping off for a fag as a wicket falls . . . not out! V.C Squires ursing himself as another goes sailing over the houses. .Ohhhh, not long now gents! ;0) |
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| 7/3/2002 12:31 GMT |
Skip |
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| LOL means "Laughing out Loud", it is chat room/text banter! ;0) By the way, we have one of our Saturday fixtures on a Sunday if that is Ok, need to let their skipper know, but their pitch is unavailable on the Sat! |
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| 7/3/2002 12:12 GMT |
The SS |
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| Sounds like a good idea Skip! Could SJ explain the relevence of lol perhaps? |
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| 7/3/2002 11:38 GMT |
Skip |
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| Occasional shirt & tie? Hows about, when we go out occassionally after a game, blue shirt & Dowty tie? Team bonding fella's, we are less than 2 months away now, lets get the coggs in motion! |
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| 7/3/2002 09:12 GMT |
Skip |
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| Cunning analysis Party Boy, perhaps you should be the one joining my new career!!! I just dont know at the moment the availability & what is happening, if I am around AND PEOPLE WANT ME TO DO IT FOR A WHILE, I will not be able to do the off pitch arrangemens and team selection, so if V.C wants to get his hands dirty more, or anyone wants to manage the team then please feel welcome!!Righto, Jones, Squires you are nominated to get as many people to the meeting as poss, infact . . . can someone draw up a squad list for me: Me, Danny, Neil, Scott, Sam, Mash, Kev, Twinning, Tugger, Buggins, Russ? . . . I think Jim Cross, but who else is there, come on! Need to get word round bout the meeting, THE 22ND!!! |
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| 7/3/2002 05:43 GMT |
SJ |
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| lol |
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| 6/3/2002 20:36 GMT |
Party Boy |
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| Ahhh Pob..I will go with the friday easier for me! You were right about the div 5 team bvut what i am saying is that i wouldn't want to play for sum1 in div5! I also think that rob will not hand over the reins as you can see in his statement dated 6/3 at 12.12 I NEED MONEY IN! Showing that he clearly will be captaining at the start of te season! So well done rob we knew you would! |
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| 6/3/2002 18:52 GMT |
SJ |
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| The following Monday or something like that would probably be easier though, I was meant to be staying in Bristol over that weekend. However, if that's not possible I will come back. What you say, Pob Omegaheatman? |
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| 6/3/2002 16:56 GMT |
SJ |
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| That should be manageable.... |
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| 6/3/2002 12:13 GMT |
sKIP |
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| THATS THE 22ND . . . |
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| 6/3/2002 12:12 GMT |
Skip |
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| As you or anyone who skippers will find out, the club is run on a management basis, (Believe it or not!), and minutes, and everything has to be done officially. Theres a lot more to it, than just playing. . .but we can have a players meeting to sort out the captaincy, Im happy with that, then I can feedback geoff, but we will also need dates for people to help out with the ground & sightscreens etc . . . also we need cheques in from last years fee's, and this years too before the season starts. Ok, sticking my neck out, and everyone needs to contact the others not on site, a meeting Friday evening 7.00 at the club? IWANT ANSWERS! |
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| 6/3/2002 11:10 GMT |
The SS |
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| Well I finish uni the weekend of the 22nd. So I am free for two weeks after that, if everyone has similar holiday dates then it's a simple yes or no on any suggested dates or times for a meeting. Don't yet under stand why Geoff has to be there but there we go. |
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| 5/3/2002 13:22 GMT |
Skip |
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| I have no idea, but thats what you text me on Saturday night after a skinfull! |
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| 4/3/2002 19:32 GMT |
Party boy |
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| Why would i want to join some1 in division 5?? |
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| 4/3/2002 09:09 GMT |
Skip |
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| Thought it was the North!??? |
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| 1/3/2002 20:48 GMT |
Party boy |
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| Whatman you will be either pob omegaheatman (right jonesy) or Sam Gamgees! I think friday or sunday due to being off my face on saturdays!! See the write up what a cracker! However this weekend you will find me in the hospital as we are playing pats 2nds! and for every1's info and im sure you won't be too bothered but if thres is no team for the first game i will be going else where cos currently no1 can pull their fingers out of their @rses! CS here we come! |
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| 21/2/2002 15:18 GMT |
Skip |
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| What does everyone reckon to Danny? What bout Sam? We need someone who can lead, and be trusted . . . thats Danny out, so who is gonna do it? They will need paperwork and stuff off me to do the role, and i also have last years trophies to sort out. I havent told Geoff yet, it may mean we vote at a meeting, but need to find someone soon, so get on it folks! |
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| 24/1/2002 18:54 GMT |
Tugger |
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| Is anyone else having withdrawel symptoms from Stowfords Press? other ciders just dont match up to the high standards this fine brew sets. I wont be ready for the new season unless my appetite is stopped. Has anyone ever wondered why they dont bring out a bottled or canned Stowfords? Answers on the back of a postcard or to my new phone number TUGGER MOB 07815311982 |
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