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Geoff 'Jess (Pats cat)' Blount
Midfield
Tottenham SCUMBAG dwarf who is older than my great nan. Good with his head due to the lack of hair. Only gives 99% because he is playing for an Arsenal coach.
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Liam 'pissy pants' Burgess
Centre Back
Likes to dribble with the ball and with a bottle of Budweiser. Very good with his head... Giving and receiving.
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Dave 'Naked Butty' Butler
Manager
Naked butty likes to get changed with the lads.. he does not play he just likes to show off his extrodinarily deformed penis in front of everybody.
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Paul 'Fat Paul' Davis
Goalkeeper
Lazy b@stard... ALWAYS in bed on Sunday mornings... so he doesn't make many games. He likes to get hammered in the boozer on Saturdays.
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Christopher 'Billy or T'boy' Davis
Right Back
Watch out this one is due to be a copper... go past him and he will batter you with his truncheon that he hides in his shorts...!
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