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Sky Sports
A formal letter of complaint has arrived at the Bellingdon head office from Sky Sports. To their amazement they can't believe the going's on at Wetherspoons during home games in front of the cameras.
The head of media coverage, Mr.Ivor Twat, age 93, is incensed that there are yellow and red cards every week to go along with the free flowing football and average of nine goals a game. "It's barmy" he said. "Why can't we have a normal 0-0 with lots of defenders passing the ball around slowly?" he added, "How can we expect our subscribers to pay £34 a month after watching all those attacks at goal? It's ridiculous." "In my day we all wanted a nil nil, proper football"
WETHERSPOONS reply: Empty your colosstamy bag, your talking through it.
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