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GET GORDON
Hi i am SUPERMULLET, why dont you help me to get gordon and beat his fat theivin' ass????!!
GET GORDON
Last season a man called Gordon played and helped to run our team. We had two new kits and new balls for this season. We gave him all of the the money for the kits before the season started, paying £5 each for every friendly, and also for training... This was about £800 in total. During the first few weeks of the season we realised he was a complete turd and thought he owned the team.... so we asked him to leave.
A few weeks after he had gone a representitive from ICIS sportware called us up to ask when we were going to start payments on the kit! We told him to call Gordon as it was he who ordered them..... but his phone number had been changed, and he aint been seen since!
IN SHORT IT TURNS OUT THIS FAT PASTY HAS RUN OFF WITH ABOUT 800 QUID OF OURS. THE POLICE ARE INVOLVED BUT CANT LOCATE HIM. IF YOU CAN FIND HIM TELL US SO WE CAN KICK HIS FAT ASS
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