Member Profiles

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Abid 'Rivaldo'  Bashir Role: ForwardAge: 26 Position: Attacking midfielder (L/C) Our very own semi-professional! Was offered a place wih Birmingham Ciy's U-18's but personal circumstances forced him to turn them down. Has since played for Hitchen FC and was a regular for his University 'A' team. Always gives 100%. Abid has good vision, excellent passing and a great turn of pace, all of which creates plenty of chances for his team-mates. Favourite teams: Newcastle, Juventus & Barcelona.     Mark 'Biggsy'  Biggs Transfered in from the M.O.D. to bolster up the team. You would not like it when he is angry as he is prone to rip off limbs!!!!     Dean 'Skippy'  Challoner What's that skip? There's a boy trapped down a cliff? You need a helicopter? He's broken his leg you say? Bring a rope and a stretcher? And you want another fix of heroin already?     Ken 'Geordie'  Charlton Honorary Brummie. Regularly travels down from 'Oop North' where he walks barefoot through ten foot snowdrifts to get to the workhouse, puts in a 26 hour day and then goes home to soundly beat the kids. They have lots of things up there that we don't have here, rickets, diptheria and all there little faces painted purple because they have ring-worm. Keeps fit by "rowing across t'lake twice a day to get us Hovis, I asked the baker, why don't tha bake a bigger loaf so I don't have to come so often? Baker said 'Why don't you buy two loaves at a time you daft sod'" Dave Craddock says that Ken is an excellent footballer who surges from the deep (ooh err missus) and is very light on his feet for a big chap (not sure what he means by this!).     Paul 'Slum Dweller'  Clarke Role: Forward Despite having the IQ of a chicken balti pie (why else would anyone support Birmingham City?) Paul has surprised us all by learning to write his name in joined up writing. He has just finished his first book...and plans to read another one next year.