GIVE AN OLD JOKE A HOME!!

Know an old joke? Then send it in.

All contributions welcome. e-mail to or leave them in the guestbook.

1. Two prostitutes were talking. One asked the other: "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"  "No, but I've been swung round by the tits a couple of times." came the reply.

2. A white horse walks into a bar. "That's funny" said the barman, "we've got a whisky named after you."

"What, Eric?" said the horse.

And here's a couple of sterling efforts from that Master of Mirth - Pete Wilson:

3. Have you heard about the Magic Tractor?

Went down the road and turned into a field!!

4. Did you know that I went Bobsleighing the other day?

Yep, killed 20 Bobs!

So, can you do better (or worse)? Send 'em in.